Just for your edification. I like to do shit like this.

Marcel Proust, A L'Ombre des Jeunes Filles En Fleurs
Pauline Reage, The Story of O (good God, now I really truly am a Cosmo sex diary)
Some Lady, Angel on the Square (children's novel)
Anne Carson, Short Talks
DH Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover
Robert Graves, Homer's Daughter
Rebecca Somebody, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (yes, I know)
Some Mystery Lady, Daughter of Time
Norman Mailer, The Prisoner of Sex
JRR Tolkien, Lord of the Rings
Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground
Keats, Collected Poems
Jacqueline Rose, the Haunting of Sylvia Plath
Karen Kukil, The Journals of Sylvia Plath
David Lodge, The British Museum is Falling Down
David Lodge, some other book about factories
Some other Lady, Girl's Guide to Hunting and Fishing
Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange
Moon Unit Zappa, America the Beautiful
Anne Carson, Glass, Irony and God
God knows what else